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When a man inserts an icicle into another mans ass and he shits it out as it comes in a coat of shit.
Gary: my cousin gave me the Alabama Snow Monster this morning!!!
When a woman (or various women) have voluptuous and oversized breast that contrast in size to the rest of her (or their) body. Monster Truck Titties can be all natural, or can be Implanted. Typically breast’s larger than a D sized cup, with slim a waistline.
“Damn, how can that girl be 5’6, size 2 waist, and have 32 DD Monster Truck Titties?
Ex: Kate Upton, Salma Hayek, Sofia Vergara, Pamela Anderson, and Busty Buffy all have Monster Truck Titties.
A bunch of idiots (Cookie Monster and Gonger) who think they’re great at cooking, but they just make things anyone could make even with 0 skill and try to make up for it by actually going to the factory to get a missing ingredient.
Here Are the things they made
PB & J Sandwiches
Succotash
Pasta
Birthday Cake
Of Course We Can help you, cause we are Monster Foodies!
Ejaculating into someone's mouth, and having them laugh/"spit-take" cum BACK up the urethra......"put that thing back where it came from or so help me..."
Celia gave me "A Monsters Inc. Avalanche" for our anniversary, and I got so backed up
over sized paw attached to a female of the species.
King Kong over there in the corner sure has a pair of monster mitts.
A lament for the death of any loved thing but mainly as an affirmation of sarcastic fail. Originally from a classic 4chins image board post. “Monster was a good DOGGO. He chased the postman, ate bacon. Mom was gonna take him to the Vet but she couldn’t afford it. Monster died today. Rip Monster.”
Tony says ‘Hey watch me Kickflip this 12step.’ (Eats shit)
Bam responds, ewwww, RIP MONSTER’
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Where one person ties up or otherwise restrains another, then proceeds to lick all over their body
"Dude, why is your skin all shiny...and sticky?"
"My girlfriend gave me a tongue monster..."