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When a chicks herpes is going absolutely wild to the point of crunchiness on her muffin
I took this chick home from the bar and bro she had a seriously crunchy muffin. Definitely hittin the walk in today
The onset form of a taint after several hours of continuous ass pounding to the point that the gooch swells and forms a shape and mushy feel, similar to a tasty muffin top. Similar to the phenomenon known as cauliflower ear.
Example: Bobby banged me so hard last night I grew an uncontrollably fat gooch muffin.
Stuffing male part into females muffin.
I’m going to be stuffin your muffin tonight. Cause I’m the Muffin Stuffer Man.
A thin and fragile white woman that others would describe as a “mud shark” or “snow bunny”
Oh your know Destiny? She’s such a easy muffin!
What your boyfriend calls you when he adores you.
My sweet puffy fluffy muffin chocolate. You are just too cute.
Love handles / muffin top Excessive fat carried around the lower torso.
Oh girl. Look at them muffin knobs. Better lay off the Twinkies.
To smoke pot and get high. Occasionally used as code among teen friends and peers.
Pot head 1: Hey, lets meet later at my place and bake some muffins.
Pot head 2: Okay, I'll see you later.