butter your muffin

To ejaculate on a woman's vagina.

"Is your muffin buttered? Would you like for me to assign someone to butter your muffin?" - Mean Girls

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double buttered toast

Much as toast can be buttered on both sides, so can a ladyfriend. First "ejaculate" on one side, spreading the resulting semen about, then flip the lady over and repeat. Then, enjoy your double buttered toast!

I woke up this morning and made some double buttered toast with my ladyfriend. Delish!

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Peanut Butter Possum

The act of a possum coating an elephant in peanut butter for its own gratification.

"Holy shit man that elephants getting a peanut butter possum!"

Truffle Butter Pipeline

When you mix shit and cum together very well to make truffle butter then you put it in a condom. After that you put it in the freezer and when it freezes you use it as a dildo.

I was going to make a Truffle Butter Pipeline, but I my shit was too watery

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Butter-Cream Knifing

When a fabulously gay baker insults you

That was a brutal Butter-Cream Knifing....

butter her bread

Making a girls vagina soaking wet.

Max butterd vadas bread ;).
Aka he butter her bread

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peanut butter inside

“Peanut butter inside” is a saying the rappers often use in songs, (Kendrick Lamar, Swae Lee) discribing that the inside of their car is brown or a brownish color. The car is Peanut butter inside.

Tanner: “hello friend, what color is the inside of your car?”
Trevontarious: “mannnnnn... that bihhhh peanut butter inside!”

(defined by Luke and Nick)

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