old mill u

the discriminating term used to aacc. aka anne arundel community college.

"yo where do you go to school!?!"

"old mill u son!"

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Old Head Pass

An Old Head Pass is when basically someone 40 years old or older pass the blunt not like passing it but put it down by the side and you grab it

“BRUH I smoked with my dad & uncle and whenever they passed the blunt to me or eachother they would Old Head Pass it”

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old-people band

Bands with old people because their band still is successful and they think they are still rawkin' hard.

Rolling Stones is an old-people band, Jagger should get over his blown-out dick.

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Out with the old, in with the new

Eating while one sits upon the toilet and shits, thus expelling the old(shit), and ushering in the new(food). Hence, we get the old saying, "Out with the old, in with the new".

Damn, I'm always late for work in the morning. What can I do?

Where have you been? Out with the old, in with new, bro! Shit while you eat, but remember not to shit where you eat.

WTF mate!

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old dusty trail

Dirty fucking butt-sex, often not consensual, usually resulting in much more dampness then the name implies. Also, as an adjective, it is the actual asshole-to-colon trail a big cock takes when butt-fucking someone.

Hey, I heard you rode her old dusty trail! Awesome, man!! Now, let's fuck some Nuns!

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The old J&D

when you happen upon a girl that has the clap and is also on her period; you must defecate in/around her vagina, proceed to have sex with her, ejaculate inside of her, then finish off by eating what you have just created.

guy 1: "i saw your ex at the bar the other night and i couldn't believe when her drunk sleazy ass wanted me to give her the old J&D"
guy 2: "filthy bitch!"
guy 1: "word."

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Old People's Syndrome

1.when someone says they are going to leave to do something but actually stay and stare at whatever you are doing.

2.when people barge into your house uninvited and look all over you house for no apparent reason and leave.

1. Son: "Yeah Dad, i'm just watchin some videos"

Dad: "OK son, i'll just be upstairs"

*moves somewhere to secretly watch what your doing*

Son: "Dad... your Old People's Syndrome is kicking in again..."

2. Me: "So my aunt and uncle came over when I was alone at my house and searched my whole house for nothing at all."

Friend: "Yeah dude, it sounds like your aunt and uncle have Old People's Syndrome."

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