douche bag

A man who has many trappings of success, but who also lacks a fundamental social self-awareness, and who most people view with derision for their lack of taste, humor or any real substance.

That douche bag wouldn't get off his cell in the elevator; apparently his hedge fund is doing well, and he's getting Vodka-Red Bull martinis with his pals after work. Not that I needed to know.

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Fun bag

A voluptuous woman mainly for sexual activities , commonly with low IQ..

-I would love to do naughty things to that fun bag...

-my girlfriend is nothing more then a fun bag...

-I met this beautiful fun bag last night...

Key features- lips, boobs, butt

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cod bag

the tip of a condom, also known as the reservoir tip

johhny screwed lisa until the cod bag busted

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Tea Bagged

In the classic Xbox game, Halo, it is the practice of repeatedly pressing the crouch bottom while standing on top of the head of a dead opponent's body, simulating the sexual act.

Bryan was sure pissed when the noob tea bagged him in last night's game of Team Slayer.

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white bag

A small bag of cocaine.

Hey girl, you got pretty eyes. Wanna get a white bag?

I just got a white bag, lets put tin foil over the windows and get weird.

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ziplock bag

A pussy where the inner labia is hidden by the outer labia.

Hey Lisa's pussy is real tight, it looks like a ziplock bag.

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touche bag

n. sack or sports bag purpose-built to carry fencing swords, mask, uniform etc.

Excusez-moi. Has madamoiselle seen my touche bag magnifique?

Mais non! Nor do I wish to see it!

Perhaps madamoiselle understands not. La touche bag is something I slide over my sword to keep it clean.

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