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when you have sex with your tax service provider inside of a box immediately after doing your taxes
hey tax guy... wanna h&r block sex after this?
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To be an amazing cockblocker. Helps in cockblock wars and for just annoying your friends!
Jackie: Your definetly winning this cockblock war!
Danielle: dassssssright! Cock Blocking like a G!
:)
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When someone intervenes while you are in the process of getting something. Often used in cases when one stops you from getting a phone number, information, or something else, from a girl (or guy).
Can also be shortened to "Blockin".
also see cock blockin/ cock blocking
Yo this chic was about to give me her number until John cop blockin ass came over there, tryin to get in the conversation we was havin.
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Literally the best thing to bless the world
if your not on kel kel from the block you might aswell die
The act of not letting someone get any kind of physical contact with their lover. Often used in cock block wars or just to piss someone off.
Jackie - "Damn, you were Cock Blocking like a G today!"
Danielle - "Yea BITCHH, you deserved it for preventing me from getting any yesterday!"
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1) when somebody has the incredible ability to be a cock block simply by being around a guy and girl
2) a mans excuse for failing to make a move when a friend was around, when, in fact, the friend had absolutly nothing to do with the cock block
1)yoman, I was about to score when jill comes along and made it fucking impossible to get ANYTHING
yo, dude, Jill is seriosly the biggest presnce cock block I've ever seen.
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yo man, why'd you pussy out back there? that bitch deffinetly wanted your cock!
dude, I was deffiently presence cock blocked.
ya right, it was only me their and you werb't even talking to here! all you did was play wow on the computer and totally ignore her!
FUCK you!
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Similar to cop blocking, only more specific. An interference, that brings a hault to any sexual act involving a man's (or a woman's in some cases) penis. It is sometimes used even when a man (or a woman with a penis) is just talking to someone, this is a stretch but is appropriate as long as their intentions are to eventually have sex with the person they are talking to, and they have some chance. If the person they are talking to shows no interest, and one interrupts...then they are probably doing this person a favor. Either that or just adding insult to injury.
Yo we was kissin, she had her panties off and her hands all on my dick, I was just about to smash...>sigh< until John cock blockin ass "accidentally" walked in on us.
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