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I will make you take back what you just said
Warrior: Mages are so bad in battle they would just hinder progress.
Mage: I'll make you eat those words.
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You are deprived of making decent jokes.
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Basically going down on your girl when she maybe not the freshest, like after a tough days work and gym and she feels sweaty.
Quite often she’ll not want you to as that’s how unclean she feels, but whole idea is that at least she tastes better than that of soap and bubbles.
You get to appreciate the taste of her natural womanly flavour.
It is truly amber nectar.
Him: I want to muff you so much
Her: it’s not gonna happen tonight, I’ve been down the mine all day and I’m a bit sweaty.
Him: well you don’t make soup without stock
Having a wank which leads to sperm coming from the japseye(making your third eye cry)
" God you seem stressed have you been making your third eye cry lately?"
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a term women use to find a reason to break up with their boyfriends, ismilar to terms, such as people change and I'll think about it
by saying no, men imply that women are too skinny for their own good
by saying yes, they are insulting their grl and calling them fat.
by saying you look perfect, women infer that men are hesitant to answer meaning that they have no commitment to the relationship
FBMP: I <3 you
JT: Does This Make My butt look big?
FBMP: . . .
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Means that you've had a hard day and you don't feel like dealing with peoples bullshit.
Did you clean the bathroom?
Reply: Hey, I'm just trying to make it through the day!
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"make me feel so good," from Dutch and other Germanic languages. Antonymn, "that makes me feel so nein," = "that makes me cranky."
"Ach, John Kerry makes me feel so ja!"
Ant, "George Bush makes me feel so very, very nein."
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