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I'm leaving my bithe's house, had to get some warm wet muscle real quick!
On St Patrick’s Day in a crowded bar in a women’s bathroom you pee on the only roll of toilet paper in the bar because you are from jersey and that’s how you roll.
The bitches were pounding on the bathroom door to hurry up so I gave them the Jersey wet wipe and bailed.
Loading your ball-sack with your own pee, and releasing it on a girl.
*Takes skill and should not be performed by amateurs.
Step 1. Roll your wiener up into itself.
Step 2. Pull up your ball-sack over your remaining penis, until it forms the shape of a round balloon.
Step 3. Begin peeing until ball-sack fills with pee.
Step 4. When ball-sack is full, release on woman.
I just gave Ashley a Wet West Texas, and she was too drunk to care.
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A ratio relating to the volume of urine excreted concurrent with laughter which may be used as a fairly reliable estimate of how funny something is.
Pissing myself the whole time and unable to stop, I cleverly cited the prank’s wetness to laughter ratio as an excuse.
1. Someone who's being a downer or just having a bad day.
You lost your key again? Man, you are just sitting on a wet log.
An individual who naturally has alien characteristics and curly hair, which when wet resembles that of a wet dog.
Jack, you're such a wet dog alien!
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When a girl feel horny and her vagina begins to get wet
Omg! That boy is so hot. He makes me wet!
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