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When you jack off so hard your dick changes color 🍆
A: Dude I’ve been getting purple foreskin recently
B: Damn dude u need to get yourself a gf
A random purple bunny red overalls yellow eyes and teeth, that is very much annoying like fuck, he never shuts up, and he likes to make all the chaos, also his rizz technique is very good being annoying to girls, bro even ppl in rl think he’s the best.
Random purple bunny: oh and watch out for centipedes :D
Rand0m doll: (random purple bunny)!!!! You know that’s my only fear, right!!1!
a series of "brainrot" jokes that emerged after 2022 valentines, which all reference a comment donatella versace made on an instagram post of bella hadid. typically identifiable with the last word of the phrase being in all caps and a purple heart following right after. examples include the infamous "mama a girl behind YOU💜" and "can we go to ellie and mason HOUSE 💜"
me: mama a girl behind YOU 💜
my normie friend: wtf are you talking about there isn't anyone behind me
me: looks like this is your first time in the purple heart universe, huh?
losing your virginity in a playground slide at MacDonald
hey bobby, you totally just lost your virginity in the purple slide.
When smack talk is taking place amongst veterans and a former service member silences the back-and-forth by asking the antagonists how many medals they have? This will leave the antagonistic veteran completely silence as they just took a "Purple Heart Killshot" to the head.
Individual asking the question must have been awarded a Purple Heart or higher.
Uncle Colin was shit talking as usual, then out of no where, Ben hit him with the ol' Purple Heart Killshot. First time I've seen my Uncle shutdown like that.
Committing a crime with an accessory or two, murder, vandalism, or whatever it may be, and afterwards sleeping like a baby, feeling no regrets and accepting your fate if you get caught
And I bet you never knew, that I could have regrets for all the things that make you see red but no. All I see is purple instead, like I'm seeing purple man!