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A turd that is made into a sock
Jill, your turd sock is aweasome!
Have a sexual orientation where one is sexually attracted to partners that only wear one sock.
As soon as I took off my shoes, the One Sock Sexual tried jumping my bones after seeing me with only one sock on.
When someone makes sure to put cannabis all the way down the zoot as opposed to putting a small amount of tobacco near the roach (aka “a baccy stop”).
Person 1: “did you put a baccy stop in this spliff g?”
Person 2: “nah man it’s Gucci to the socks”
When you fist a petite woman up to your elbow. And flap your hand inside her as if to make a puppet talk.
Did you hear about CJ sock puppeting Lyndsey last night? Yeah I don't think there will be a second date...
When you have to memorize resistor color codes...
A: Shit, I forgot the color value table of resistors.
B: Remember, BB ROY Gang Banged Violet Grey With Golden Socks
That pair of old socks on your dresser you only put on when you're in a hurry and can't spare the time to find another pair.
Bro 1: Dude you got ready quick.
Bro 2: Yeah, I saved a bunch of time by putting on my emergency socks.
Bro 1: Nice~.