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taking my socks off

a slang reference to having sex, because you take your socks off before you have sex, signals when sexual intercourse is about to begin

Yo, tonight I am definitely going to be taking my socks off, I'm going over to my girl's house.

by JTodd28 February 23, 2011

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Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Superbowl

A slang saying that means to defecate

"Damn, stop knocking on the bathroom door already, Im taking the cleveland browns to the superbowl damn it!"

by Throb N Pnes August 23, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


take the cow out to pasture

when you have to jack off to get the rest of the cum out of your dick after having sex

After I fucked Jessica I had to take the cow out to pasture.

by TST November 24, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


I can't take this anymore

When your friend get a bad grade and he says
"I can't take this anymore"

A: what grade u got

B: I can't take this anymore

by Your local mini mexican October 17, 2021


life sucks take drugs

recommended motto for life.

Like when your friend dies you could say "life sucks take drugs"

by rumii January 10, 2018


Take a Quick Trip to Paris

A euphemism for masturbating according to people from people who live in towns on the Massachusetts-Rhode Island border.

I was alone at my apartment in New Bedford and feeling horny so I figured I would take a quick trip to Paris.

by Bostwick_ July 13, 2022


i'll take two, please!

A tongue-in-cheek response to a product or service that appears lavish, excessive in volume, or extravagant in price.

You mean if I eat the entire 84 Ounce Steak in one hour along with all of the sides, I get it for free? I'll take two, please!

The new high rise project downtown just finished; you can get a 1200 square foot condo with panoramic city views starting at $550,000. I'll take two, please!

by Spartana January 26, 2018