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This ignorant beast was formed when Uncle PecTOR decided to cross Satan’s Stinkybridge, as he had the opportunity to alleviate his Obsessive Canine disorder OCD. He did this to ensure that the kennels were pristine for when Steven Mcrgregor went to Preston to get ironed.
As uncle PecTOR reached his destination, he was as bald as a coot, and a donkey was stood right by the kennels with its trotters in a brown bin looking pignorant as Horez.
Jake texts Steven to receive what can only be described as a trotterless donkey.
A metaphor for timing, basically saying the time must be right.
Trevor: Should I ask this girl out, she said I was cute?
Shawn: The Donkey Only Shits at Noon
A bloody donkey is when your fucking from behind while the girl your fucking is on her period, and after she turns around and kicks you in the bloody dick.
Don’t try the bloody donkey, shit don’t feel good after.
when two men are boning it out and don't wanna do it in the butt they touch their wangs together and pulling ones foreskin over the others wang, creating a docking port. and then ejaculating into the said 'donkey dock'
"hank was a little scared of feces, so he and Seth went donkey docking instead of the traditional gay way"asshole
Someone who is so stupid they need to just give up on life and crawl back into hell and shut the everloving fuck up
Person 1: Cmon man Im telling you Im gonna slime you out sybau
Person 2: Please shut the everloving fuck up you dumbass Isosceles Donkey Nosed Cunt Waffle you snub Indigo don't you pal
While having sex doggystyle and wearing a condom after finishing the male pulls off the now full condom inside out while getting the female's attention so she turns to look back at him, so he can then stick the condom between her eyes thus having pinned the tail on the donkey/ass.
I'm definitely goin to pin the tail on the donkey tonight when I'm done with that chick.
It’s a cock that’s has been used so much from a donkey it’s all floppy
Wow the donkeys cock is a floppy donkey cock