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simply a fart with two tablespoons of shit contained within it.
"I farted today, and had to change my drawers, it was definitly a bastard fart."
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When someone does not perform an action that obviously should have been done, especially when you are under pressure and must think quickly.
Phillies fan: "Dude, Rod Barajas had a brain fart last night! He should have blocked the plate instead of standing up!"
Mets Fan: "That's not a surprise."
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When you are having anal with a girl and she farts on your knob..."Fart knob"
Me and my girlfriend were having wild butt sex and she farted on me, now all the guys say I've been fart knobbed...
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An expulsion of gas from the anus just prior to a person's need to defecate. This has the odor properties of feces.
Piu! You must need to poop! That gas was a prepoopatory fart!
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When you massage your stomach because it hurts from trapped gas and you milk out a huge fart!
Bro my stomach was killing after those tacos but I massaged it and milked out a fart! Feel so much better now fart milking is legit.
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a retard. a product of one of britney spears abortions. his eyes are so far apart a blind man could shoot him in the forehead. thinks hes a rapper but hes really a faggot
Charlay: hey did you hear my diss agaisnt justin fart?
John: yeah you fuckin gassed that bitch
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when someone has their hand on your ass and you fart
man my girlfriend totally fart yoinked me
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