Today is the day that every girl should find a Ryan and send them A nude of them selves then laugh about it.
Ryan:guess what day it is
Girl: I already know just give me one second
Ryan: I’m so glad you know it’s national send Ryan nudes day
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A man who is clearly Epic and without his existence mankind would completely lose equilibrium and homeostasis for all things living would simply stop, halt, and die out in a nuclear failure.
Man 1: Gee did you see Ryan Porter got sick?
Man 2: Oh no I hope he odes not die that would be bad, we'd all die!
Man 1 : We better write him a get well card!
Man 2: He is The one and only Ryan Porter, Born on September 18, 1996
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It’s National give Ryan your social security number day!
It’s National give Ryan your social security number day!
Someone who plays the most recent world of Warcraft expansion and sits in stormwind all day. This is because the game sucks and there is nothing to do
Don’t you ever leave stormwind? Wow you’re such a retail ryan LMAO stay scared?
pissbaby lmao get shit on. has sex with his tennis racket daily.
hide your food from the pig, will eat if in sight
his only friends is his piano and his tennis racket
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ryan zhu is such a dick head lmao
the most good looking guy of all time
and his best friends are always hot
“Look a ryan akl, I want to be a ryan akl.”