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Ninja Turtling

Trekking through snowy mountains with a sled on one’s back while using the sled as a snow and wind shield as well as a means to quickly slide through the snow as it is still attached to the back.

By ninja turtling, they found that they could quickly traverse any terrain in the snow without fear of obstacles.

by extremesledding December 21, 2021


turtle underwear

To be wearing underwear that are very disgusting, often having a horrific odor and be very hard like a turtle's shell.

Adrian - Dude, Bonnaroo was really fun, but sleeping in your car wasn't. I'm wearing turtle underwear.

by SooooAnonymous March 24, 2014


two handed turtle

when someone gives a guy a handjob with one hand and catches his shit with the other as its coming out of his ass.

David: Hey man! Little Red gave me a two handed turtle last night.

by muleymomma May 19, 2014


Turtle dogging

Noun. Staring at the ground knowing nothing is moving too fast if at all. - EC

You over there turtle dogging?

by DrCopeAndHagen December 27, 2024


Turtle Burnout

Similar to a shart, but the head pops out first before the actual skid mark.

My Underwear bared the marks of a turtle burnout.

by Just Bitchin February 24, 2014


turtle hole

its what weird middle schoolers look up

lets look up a turtle hole

by nom-de-plume December 9, 2017


squishy turtle

a girls vag

Guy 1:yo dude did you get that squishy turtle yet?
Guy 2:no man i didnt its some bull!
Guy 3:wait you guys dont mean a real turtle do you?
Guys 1 and 2:hahahahahaha

by JackReacher XMP June 30, 2010