frosted thumb print cookie

When a man fingers their partners anus with his thumb while either self stimulating or having vaginal intercourse to the point of ejaculation, when the thumb is removed and the anus is covered in ejaculate. Named for the appearance and method of baking a thumb print cookie.

I gave her a frosted thumb print cookie for the first time tonight.

San Antonio Cookie Jar

When two chicks interlock arms (like in a toast of sorts) and finger blast themselves (not each other). This act is considered amazing and it doesn't matter if it's cheating or gay...see also Long Island Strong Arm

Baby it's my birthday can you please just San Antonio Cookie Jar with your roommate once for me.

Nazy Cookie-Muncher

Ehm-ay-zuh-eeng girl with a personality to match.
Likes to knock over jars of coffee beans in perfume stores.
Befriends people who fall out of cars.
Likes her veggies.
Is a superhero girl.
And a knight in shining armor.

"It's a bird. It's a broomstick. No. It's Nazy Cookie-Muncher!"
"Isn't that so Nazy Cookie-Muncher?"
"Got Nazy Cookie-Muncher?"

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Cookie Duster

The craveing of sweets while on drugs

Burnie was very high on Saturday and all he needed to feel satisfied was a cupcake which made him a Cookie Duster

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National Cookie run day

On October 29 it’s National Cookie run day Where are you Simp for your favorite cookie run character all day

“Hey did you know that it’s national cookie run day”

“Yeah I simp for licorice cookie”

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chocolate chip cookie-mouth

A perverse sexual act beginning with anal intercourse. Eventually, the man ejaculates into his partner's asshole, then proceeds to suck the shitty cum out of that partner's ass. Then, with a mouth full of fecal matter and semen, the man makes out with his partner, sharing and smearing the bodily fluids in an enthusiastic fashion.

After Bobby gave Jim a chocolate chip cookie-mouth, they both had to go brush their teeth. Twice.

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Double Stuffed Oreo Cookie

Two black men that fuck two white women at the same time while the white women have sex with each other two.

Jamal and William had a double stuffed oreo cookie last night. Jenna and Extasy took all 11 inches while eating each other out!

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