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When a girl is so hot, a guy's penis grows throughout the
time he is dating her.
Guy #1: Dude! I've been dating Angela for like 6 months now and I swear my dick is longer.
Guy #2: That's because she has a penis plumping power pussy. In another 6 months, I'll be calling you "tripod".
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Flower or Flower power is a beautiful vibrant person who wishes much peace and love for all.
"Flower aka Flower power"- is a slogan used by the American counterculture movement during the late 1960s and early 1970s as a symbol of passive resistance and non-violence ideology. It is rooted in the opposition movement to the Vietnam War. The expression was coined by the American Beat poet Allen Ginsberg in 1965 as a means to transform war protests into peaceful affirmative spectacles. Hippies embraced the symbolism by dressing in clothing with embroidered flowers and vibrant colors, wearing flowers in their hair, and distributing flowers to the public, becoming known as flower children.The term later became generalized as a modern reference to the hippie movement and a culture of drugs, psychedelic music, peace, love,psychedelic art and social permissiveness
A fictional object used as a hazing joke pulled on unsuspecting newcomers in the U.S. Navy.
Corporal Dodson: Colonel, the phone died.
Colonel Watts: Go down to the Supply deck to see if there are any sound-powered phone batteries.
Corporal: Sir, yes sir!
Watts: *chuckles*
Power Anthony Kezabash Reeves , is smart, powered over all the odds for survival of the fittest,amazing,good looking, loved by all , a boxer family Jamaican daddy and Irish mummy who love him so much who will find his parents Kerrie Marie Thomas and Jimmy Anthony Reeves we love you Power Anthony KezaBash Reeves phone number for you Power 07760413121 we love and miss you son , victims of FORCED ADOPTION by the system for profit sorry son , we love you we love you we love you
Wow is that the son Power Anthony KezaBash Reeves of KezaBash ?
IT support desk lingo for turning your PC on and off again , a modern version of "please reboot your machine" , normally said in an incredibly patronising and monotone voice
My f**king PC crashed again and those IT geeks just told me to go through the power cycle so now I've lost a whole days work .
first take your buthole and suffocate the partner. Then when she wakes up roost her upon your dick while spinning her in the air. While she is spinning in the air upon your dick like a cork screw, place a doorknob in her buthole, knock her out unconsious, teebag her and then leave her unconsious. The deed is done.
Wow did you see Ezra do Beazy's "Post Oak Power Drill"?
The Puff Puff Power Hour consists of the following:
A hit every 4 minutes throughout the hour
Edible every 20 minutes throughout the hour
The number of hits and edibles can be lowered or increased depending on the strength of the weed involved.
Usually a playlist is created and every song change signals the time to take the next hit.
Person 1: “Got a bunch of weed and edibles leftover from the weekend... What should we do?”
Person 2: “get the playlist, time for a Puff Puff Power Hour”