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Chinese Toe Hold

A sadistic game perpetrated on a young son by his drunken father. The object is to get the toe-holdee to to say things like you are my master, you are The King and I am your servant. All of these are done under duress since the toe holder is causing extreme pain. Fortunately, after many chances, the lesson was learned. The ultimate victory is when the stubborn teacher of the game will not relent and gets a broken big toe!

Oh no here comes dad, drunk again! I bet he doesn't play the Chinese toe hold game again! Beat that Peckerwood at his own game I did!

by spidergrafx October 3, 2023


covy toes

Covy Toes is slang for Covid Toes which is a rash-like Covid-19 symptom that you can attract at any age or in any health condition, if that’s either a strong immune system or a weak one, etc. Sometimes Covy Toes may be the only symptom one may have while experiencing Covid-19 and you may find that your toes are swollen as may vary in colours between, purple, pink, and red. This infection may also affect your hands but in both cases will most likely vanish with time and some say they’ve had a case of CovyToes for months on end.

Person 1: Yo, bro, I heard person 3 got a case of the Covy Toes!

Person 2: Really? Sick!!
Person 3: *walking up from behind* yep, wouldn’t have even known I had Covid if it weren’t for my toes!

by SummerPenny3711 November 11, 2021


madi toe boob

The real 2nd coming fo christ.

I love Madi Toe Boob.

by pufferfish not pufferchris February 8, 2021


Toes up in the sand

Toes up in the sand is the position of someone drinking a tropical alcoholic drink that ran out of ducks some time in the distant past.

Dude, I was toes up in the sand in the Philipines most of the summer.

by Toes Up April 28, 2021


Strip-tac-toe

A normal game of tic tac toe but with the added rule that when you lose, you have to take off a piece of clothing. Usually ends up with both people naked and really horny.

"me and my dude Steven had a game of strip-tac-toe last night."
"Oh really? Did you guys bang afterwards?"
"Nah it was over video chat."
"Damn."

by yetonk707 May 3, 2021


Seggy toes

A pretty, pretty boy/girl that has nice seggys toes that are always on point and smell like fish I also failed to mention that they always have a revising hairline yes, it might sound unattractive but on your head its hotter then a fresh cooked pancake. So If your ever in the market for a new name and this description fits you maybe you should consider this wonderful name.

"Aunt Seggy Toes hurry up with my cup a tea" *says in British accent*

by Seggy Toes May 21, 2021


The Electric goat toe

When a man is having trouble getting aroused do to his very obese and very loose partner, folds his semi-flaccid penis in half and penetrates his partner to get the job done. The maneuver is complete when the penis becoming fully hard and rubs the vaginal walls causing orgasm and him making the O face.

This bitch I picked up at the bar was so bad I had to give the Electric goat toe.

by MeBoo2ichi June 1, 2019