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A question asked to a fucking worthless piece of shit. This question is asked between 50 - 100 times in a day to remind a twat that his life sucks. It’s often asked to employees at Pepe's Piri Piri.
Employee at Pepe’s : (exhales)
Ashman : BOMBACLAT !!!!! , (clears his throat and spits at his face) Where’s the dragon balls ?
Employee at Pepe’s : (Starts to play Russian roulette by himself)
When a man is afraid of impregnation his woman, he first puts on one condom , then applies hot sauce, then another condom. If the outer condom bursts, one of you will know.
Her: I don't want to get pregnant.
Him:Don't worry I have a Illinois Fire Dragon.
Cumming in someone’s ice cube in a drink and melting it
I cummed in someone’s drink= California ice dragon
When a girl is on her period and you have sex any way.
I was with Tina last night and I decided to ride the red dragon, we had a blast.
Raging boner,when ever you slap her in the face with your penis!!!!
OMFG, He has dragon big balls... OMFG
To perform oral sex on a groin with a healthy foliage. Derived from the song and phrase Puff the magic dragon which has its own analogies related to smoking weed
Bro look at her puff the hairy dragon!! Gross!!
Today is the day folks, you need to celebrate the past of the moghty mythical creature, THE Dragon. Have fun
National Dragon Day
April 13