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Clown Tits
-adjective
1. superb
2. such as to cause wonder, admiration, or astonishment
3. to inspire awe
"Oh my God, did you see his new sports car?"
"I know - that thing is fuckin' clown tits!"
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this is a woman of management position who is usually called elaine. She has tits that are so pointy and odd shaped that they look like giant toblerones,but lets be honest...i dont think too many people would want to eat them!! This 'oddity' uses her tits as weapons to protect her from staff she upsets, but just be warned elaine, you're tits can't protect you forever!
HELP, HELP! what's that coming out the office??
Oh thank god....it's just toblerone tits!
What do you call a woman who gives you a nervous breakdown?
toblerone tits!
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Hairy nipples that can be grown specially on people who have strangely compatible rat features. They are hairy, flea infested and difficuly to maintain.
He has rat tits!He is a very masculine male, because he has rat tits and does not tend them well.Why doesnt everyone have rat tits?
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When a female breast consists of more muscle than fat. Pretty nasty if you ask me...
"WTF?! That powerdyke has beefy tits! She must be one of them nasty body builders!"
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To make a quick u turn in a car.
That was the place, we missed it, flip a tit.
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In colonial times, the breakfast cook on Washington's plantation specialized in rolling the pancake batter between her breasts then depositing the formed dough onto the griddle.
President Washington lovingly nicknamed his breakfast cook 'Tits McGee'. ie. "That was a delicious breakfast, Tits McGee", said Washington.
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