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Full Straight Homo

A person who tries to act completely straight but is actually very homosexual in nature.

Michael: "I am entirely straight. I am fully straight."
Cheng: "Yeah, a Full Straight Homo"

by The Bdogs February 11, 2007


straight gay whore

straight guy who works as a gay prostitute

The guy is not a gay but he sell sex to gay guys. He is straight gay whore

by Goodchild June 22, 2018


Kamina_Crayman straightness scale

This is the 1-10 scale of straightness created by u/Kamina_Crayman on an r/askmen post on reddit on June 9, 2021.

This is the scale:

10 - I like women, that's it

9 - I like women but men can be attractive

8 - I like women but there are a few men who make me go DAAAYMN he fine but that's it

7 - I like women but I might want to explore the other side

6 - I like women but I have experimented with guys in the past

5 - I like women and men

4 - I like men and women but lean closer to being attracted to men

3 - I like men but have fooled around with women in the past

2 - I like men but live with my wife and 3 children in denial

1 - I'm Elton John.

I'm normally an 8 on the Kamina_Crayman straightness scale but that guy could easily move me up to a 6.

by TensaiOre June 10, 2021


straight-edge stoner

Someone who looks like they are on drugs but in reality has never done drugs before

Guy 1: hey you look high can I have some?
Guy 2: I'm a straight-edge stoner, I have never done drugs

by My aunt thinks I'm high June 19, 2023


straight bon bon

bon bon- sweet treat
straight- straight up, totally, complete

straight bon bon-straight up treat

awesome straight up straight bon bon

by wannabe LisaCim December 23, 2011


Straight off the grid

A term originally used to describe somebody who hasn't been paying their taxes due to reasons like Living in a tent in the woods but has gained an ironic secondary meaning to describe rich people who haven't been paying their fair share of taxes since they are not actually living "off the grid" they are just using loopholes to get out of paying income tax.

Jeff Bezos is living straight off the grid

Trump paid $750 in taxes this year, he's been living straight off the grid

by Galacticgabe November 30, 2020


open ended straight

When you are a straight person (attracted to women) and you occasionally give sloppy toppy to the homies, 100% homie proof

"Yo, you know that Tom's open ended straight right?"

by oricadia July 23, 2023