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Train Cult

A Cult that worships the Train Gods, like Thomas the Tank Engine. They perform daily sacrifices, usually on people who annoyed the gods or just some random dude. Also their arch-nemesis is Stupid Idiot Cult.

It was time for Train Cult to perform a sacrifice.

by Train Person December 11, 2020


Job Training Mentor

A person who is not necessarily lacking intelligence, or plagued with a low IQ. LACKS BOUNDARIES
PROFESSIONALISM
THE ABILITY TO SHUT UP
THE ABILITY TO NOT GOSSIP ABOUT EVERYONE INCLUDING DEVELOPMENTALLY DELAYED CLIENTS

They know everything and are often your superior.

Commonly telling YOU how much they know and that they way they do things is the right way. Even though you know they're wrong and violating everything that you were taught in college.

Also, disregards THE Policy and Procedure Manual created by the DHS
Training consists of the following:
How pretty they use to be
Who they're fucking at work
Personal problems

Childhood Abuse
RAPE
MOLESTATION SELF/CHILDREN

EVERYONE WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE TRAINER is stupid and unable to do there job. Forget what others taught you their wrong.

They have to do everything or the leave would be shut down

They need a quick break to go pop a pill
Does everything not to do their job and leaves work site every chance.

Doesn't know the answer to a question therefore takes offense to you asking.

Then targets you for knowing more than them. Labeled a "Know it All"

By the end if training, you know about the trainer's personal sexual exploitations, sexual positions, everyone wants to have sex with them, the size of other staff's penis.

All staff's personal history

Why this person who is a self proclaimed genius is working s minimum wage job!
ON THE JOB IDIOT

A Job Training Mentor is in charge of training a new hire to care for the Developmentally Delayed.

by KEEPING IT REAL, REAL DUMB October 9, 2017


mexican speed train

Tying a razor blade to ones penis, and smacking another person in the mouth with it

Do not Mexican speed train me!

by county boy 101 February 22, 2014


european chu chu train

It is when a girl flexes her asshole open and a guy blows weed smoke into her asshole. And clenches her asshole tight. While peeing in her vagina then fucking her until she orgasms then having the man's pee and the weed smoke blast out as she orgasms.

I wanna give you a European chu chu train.

by Pendulum dick April 11, 2016


2 train

7 Av express train that goes from Flatbush Av Brooklyn College in Brooklyn to Wakefield 241 Street in the Bronx. Has a total of 71 stations and it is one of the fastest trains in NYC and it is kind of faster than the 3 train (sometimes passing Canal Street slowly as hell and sometimes stopping in the middle of nowhere before it touches Chambers Street.

"There is a downtown express 2 train to Flatbush Av-Brooklyn College, approaching the station, please stand away from the platform edge."

by TheMiguelitoGod1000 July 28, 2024


Army Training

A usual excuse when you want to get out of something to go to a much more important event

Hey Clint, sorry I can’t make it tonight. I got some army training to do with my family

by kksaimonawng April 4, 2018


training in the woods

Playing with your kung fu instructors nunchuck in the woods.

I'm going "training in the woods" with Dave. The act of oral sex in an undisclosed location.

by The wing Wong guy May 16, 2019