Thin Water

Slang for cheap cognac, a type of brandy. Usually is the runoff from expensive cognac's manufacturing.

At a bar: One thin water please.

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water goat

a. a dolphin that sounds like a goat. (aka water goat)
b. a person trying to sound like a dolphin, then ends up sounding like a goat.
c. a very cute cat/ cuddly animal nick named water goat.

a."ehehehehehe ehhhhh"
"dude, you sound like a freakin' water goat."
"eheh?"
"im done talking to you."

b."eheheheheheh!"
"ooh! how cute a dolphin!, but it sounds like a goat... its a water goat!"

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garbage water

A Very Smelly Vagina

A guy goes down on a girl and comes out with a vile fluid. This vile disgusting smelling fluid is the garbage water. A girl with garbage water means she has a very smelly vagina.

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testing the waters

Testing waters is workout champs who try 2 sets squatting and never use the exercise ever in lifetime again.

Jessica workout mania champ tried 2 sets of testing the waters barbell squats and has never touched the exercise again in lifetime. Hecne the term for workout champs trying squatting in weightlifting 2 wimpy testing the waters sets.

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soap and water

The precursor to the soap and rinse. The soap and water is a maneuver used after a particularly wet and sloppy blow job or a good ole fashioned messy face fuck. Once the recipients face is excessively slathered in saliva the next step is to douse with semen. Next grab the recipient by the hair the or neck and place their face upon the taint area. Finally work that face back-and-forth and side-to side rapidly until a nice lather is achieved

I gave her the old soap and water and worked her face to a thick lather!

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hotdog water

A vulgar comeback used by someone who is too butthurt to think of a real comeback. Often can be mistaken as #shots fired

Shut up kid, you smell like hotdog water.

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Daddy Water

Vodka water with a 2-3 squeezed lemons

Bartender: What do you want to drink?
Jason: Daddy water please

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