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When girl tells you we need to talk
Jack: Yo dude what does it mean when a girl says we need to talk... Karson:dude that means you’re fucked
The state you are in when you engage in sexual behavior for the first time outside of the sanctity of marriage and become emotionally dependent on more sex only to find that lust is truly the most dangerous drug of all. If you are fucked, try to write music about it, then replace real sex with porn, then replace porn with a hobby that makes money. Hopefully one day you can unfuck yourself.
Person 1. Omg Dasha was my life. She left me and now has a family. She let me inside her and now she is gone.
Person 2. You loved a whore. She only wanted sex. You're fucked.
when you like your ex girlfriends Facebook pics by accident and she starts getting attached again
guy1: shit dude you gotta help me
guy2:what happened?
guy1:i liked my ex girlfriends Facebook pics by accident and she has started texting me again
guy2:shit dude you're fucked
Tired/knocked for 6 after a pure graft
Awww mate I’m pure fucked after that shift