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L G M F B
Tommy C. - Yo Dawg, what time is it fool ?
Cheech M. - It's 15 past 4 - Man.
Tommy C. - NO WAY ! L G M F B ! (Lets Get Mother Fucking Baked)
During February you're only allowed to fuck cat's
Brad - "Wanna have a double date, we might get laid!"
Chad - "Nah, sorry, it's Feline Fucking February !"
when you talk to someone through there ear
Also means when you give someone a blowjob and you cum in there ear.
Male#1: DUDE MELANIE WAS EARFUCKING ME LAST NIGHT
Male#2: ikr she talks to much
Male#3: I thought that ear fucking was when you cum in someones ear
A dumb fuck that does dumb shit for no reason
Omg stop being such a fuck nut Johnny
1: A person who is so incredibly retarded that they do literally everything in the dumbest fuckin way possible
2: A person who makes insanely idiotic mistakes on a hourly to daily basis and is too stupid to
A: Fix them.
B: Realize they did something retarded in the. first place
A: Omfg George wth are you doing? Why are you such a fuck nut?
B: My brothers are a bunch of fuck nuts.
C: Melissa doesn't realize how much of a fuck up she is, she's such a fuck nut
a fun nickname for your loving wife
-you're my one and only fuck nut <3
-i love you so much, brian