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when you like your ex girlfriends Facebook pics by accident and she starts getting attached again
guy1: shit dude you gotta help me
guy2:what happened?
guy1:i liked my ex girlfriends Facebook pics by accident and she has started texting me again
guy2:shit dude you're fucked
Tired/knocked for 6 after a pure graft
Awww mate I’m pure fucked after that shift
when a person thinks that they messed up for doing something embrassing or illegal.
john : hey bitch i will beat the shit out of you!
john : oh shit , i fucked up.
non-normative
My office coworker said, 'wow your schedule is fucked- how do you only sleep in three hour chunks???' . I replied that I prefer a non-normative schedule, and don't understand how someone could just go dark for eight hours solid.
Fucking with someone or you have fucked, in other meanings, having sex or had sex.
Kyle: i fucked ur mom last night
Little boy: i fucked ur dad
Kyle: what..
For ur clothes killer to eat dick
A commonly used word made for gay/lesbanen people. This word defines the adventure that the human has been through, tho can be used as an insult, it can still kill a man when used with precaution. As Taylor Swift once may have said, "EAT SHIT AND BE FUCKED".
Homosapien 1 - Eating shit again?
Homosapien 2 - No, someone ate my clothes again.
Homosapien 1 - Ready to be FuCkEd?
Homosapien 2 - You know it, wanna do it with me?
When you are so screwed and you cant get out of it
i crashed my car, im so fucked