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A culturally significant Mexican holiday on May 4th commemorating the first Cinco de Mayo celebration. Traditional celebrations include: fasting, buying Cinco de Mayo decorations, and camping out at Taco Bell.
Lars: Lets celebrate Cinco de Mayo Eve in Lithuania!
Hans: Are you kidding? I'd rather be dead in Latvia than alive in Lithuania.
Lars: You are right.
Nat: Hey! lets invite Kat to our Cinco de Mayo Eve camp-out!
Everyone: NO.
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A kid whose ambitions are too high for him, likes to talk to people from kiss-distance, cries when exams do not go well and tries hard to be "cool".
"Shit dewd, isn't that guy with sunglasses Marco-Aguiar-de-Pé?" (8 a.m.)
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sum nigga from da hood, catch my drift lil jit
bruh, isrrael de - leon gomez, really wylin. mans rocked blood out w/ a shlime uppercut
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After one lays a choddy, he scoops up the kaka and puts it in his distilling equipment to transform into a liquid perfume for his better half.
valentines day is approaching and 'dave' is wondering what to get 'amy' for a gift. It is especially hard for 'dave' as he struggles to put food on the table. As he sits on the toilet pondering about the love of his life he decides to get her a Davidoff Eau de Toilette as it is the cheapest and most sexually attracting gift for his lover 'amy'
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A weirdo bully with internalized homophobia who sticks broomsticks up peoples asscracks
Person 1: "Omg stop bullying me emily"
Person 2: "If you knew montgomery de la cruz you wouldn't say that"
Person 1: "Why??"
Person 2: "Has emily ever stuck a broom up your ass?"
Person 1: "No"
Person 2: "there ya go"
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A frame of a porn clip which is frozen on the screen because of the clip buffering, and which you would probably not be proud of yourself for nutting at.
Severity varies from "girl-still-clothed" to "dude's-bare-ass".
Me: Dude, I had a frame de la lame today.
Friend: How bad was it?
Me: It was the dude's orgasm face. I want to kill myself.
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Often use by gipsy community in france, a terrible insult( the cunt of your deadones) along with Manges tes morts(eat your deadones)
et narvalo la con d ' tes morts
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