Yeah Wow, just bought you 30 double rum and cokes mate. I’m feeling like Chris Harding tonight!
Wanna be black rapper thinks he’s a good rapper ( but he’s not)
Lil Chris is so good
No he’s not
chris gives head to ki on october the 2nd
Ki: Yo chris its National chris gives head to ki day
Chris: oh ai wrd "gives head to ki"
a foul looking sapien who can be described as a dentists worst nightmare. in addition to this, the grotty cunt has an attraction to anyone whos age in on a clock. his sister is also a huge bunda lengerz that can shove up to 67 bricks up her gaping butthole.
fuck me what is that?
must be a chris nicholson
a term for when someone hops from one person to another; they don't stay in one relationship for too long
keith: "yo have you heard?"
dominick: "heard what?"
keith: "jveon pulled a chris baxford bro"
dominick: "damn... jit rlly be wildin"
The thoeory that theres tiny silly Chris's hiding around every corner of your house. Chris like to flip over desks when angy and they tend to be little. They dress in bikinnis when feeling silly. Theyre like little garden knomes, they soawn in the masses and peep theres itty bitty heads through windows when alone. They typically wear champion shirts and vans. They gather in groups and attack by viciously jump up and down to create a decoy, then the leader Arreola tears the opponent down
Have you heard of the Chris A theory? WOah what was that.... ITS A CHRIS A RUN!!
When two people feel such and extreme amount of love for one another their love is compared to the love of Chris and Drew, this love will be eternal, this is a love that you would feel for a mother or daughter (just a lot more intense) or even the love for a pet cave man.
WoW I've never seen people so happy together, oh yeah, that's Chris & Drew