church (h)usher

A Sunday-services attendant whose purported task is merely to see to da needs of da parishioners, but whose real job is to quell noisy stir-crazy children who would much rather be playing outside in da fresh air and sunshine, rather than being compelled to sit still and keep quiet inside a stuffy musty meeting-hall for two hours.

If churches would offer more-generous helpings of ice cream and/or an erectory as incentives to attend their boring sawdusty-dry sermons, there would likely be less need for church (h)ushers to be on hand to deal with crankily-impatient youngsters and teenage boys.

b r u h

bruh

Are u for real b r u h?!?

b r u h

b r uh

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B R U H

B r U h

t h a t s a b r u h m o m e n t

b r u h

a spaced-out version of bruh. used to indicate an absolute bruh momment

one guy: hey i got an a+
me: b r u h everyone knows that

B R U H

Speech often used by people as a joke to mean a disappointment usually from discord

B R U H.

A**h*leperger's Syndrome

A supposed serious mental condition which jerks/bullies use as an excuse to be total a**h**es to everyone around them.

Tronald Dump is always making lame excuses for his deplorable behavior; he claims it's Asperger's Syndrome, but I'd say that it sounds more like classic A**h*leperger's Syndrome to me. Move over, Ethan Couch.