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Air jerking

Shaking your smart watch or phone to mimic movement so you don’t actually need to move

I didn’t close my rings today so I’ll just sit here air jerking while I finish my Cheetos

by Sister Wives April 7, 2021


air horse

The act of pretending to ride a horse. A horse that isn’t there, made out of thin air.

Show me your air horse.
Jordan was riding an air horse at that party last night, she must have been wasted.

by kangawallafox69 December 7, 2020


straight air

When someone, usually performing a sport such as skiing or skating, catches air and does not perform a trick or grab of any sort. Just a straight up air. If you don't flap your arms around madly and you don't land like a boner (see LINE Traveling Circus, Style Coach) it can sometimes look kind of cool.

Zach had mad steez on skis even while performing a straight air.

by YodaTheJedi February 12, 2014


US Air Force moto

We eat carrots

US Air Force moto We eat carrots

by Dotsotx April 24, 2018


Air Waldadash

An Air Waldadash is one of the most dangerous creatures on this plane of existence. It can generate out of nowhere and unless you are underground, you cannot avoid these beasts.

The Air Waldadash can only be killed if you have a bottle of the space vacuum

by Don't fucking do it July 5, 2021


white girl air forces

A white girl's air forces that are dirty af

Don't talk to me you have white girl air forces

by DDistrict March 16, 2023


Air Marshal John

Generic term for someone who looks like a cop, air marshal or any type of law enforcement, but it dressed like a normal person. See: scenes from Bridesmaids, particularly their failed flight to Las Vegas.

Bro, put away the pipe...that guy in the dockers is a total Air Marshal John.
It's fine to drink in public, just look out for Air Marshal John.
Whoa, Air Marshal John alert - that dude in the short-sleeved dress shirt is definitely a cop.

by CTOilMan July 26, 2022