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During foreplay, the ear is lubricated with banana (previously peeled). Hence sex involving the ear and penis is vastly improved. The male then places his knob into the unsuspecting females ear, thrusting unforgivingly.
"I gave Allie banana ear sex violently whilst thinking of my mother."
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A banana cream-pie is the splooge that spurts out of a guy's raging boner when he has a cumgasm on his cocksucker's face when he pulls his dick out of the guy's mouth and blows his load on the guy's face instead of letting him swallow it.
Matt, my cadet rommie, gave me a banana cream-pie the last time I sucked him off!
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Extremely cool. Invented by Patricia.
DAVE: i like that jacket
JANE: yeah, its minted like bananas
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Banana cream pie
Someone who isn't mentally stable, this can range from being "not completely there" to "bat shit crazy", but they are so attractive, people tend to overlook it in the hope that they will have sex with them.
A situation where a man or woman is willing to overlook the fact that someone they're with is mentally unstable, because they want to have sex with them.
This term is inspired by a bit that Katt Williams does in his 2008 stand up comedy special "It's pimpin' pimpin' " where he talks about how men will have sex with crazy girls, and when they yell out random stuff like "banana cream pie!!!"
"Why does Tony always get with girls that are totally Banana cream pie?"
"Lisa needs to be pickier when she chooses her boyfriends. She always picks the hot crazy ones and ends up with banana cream pie"
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micah like her vv much people she is cute, intelligent , beautiful and a hot mommaaa uwuuuuuuuuuuuu. she is also a very nice person that why any gender likes her she like playing music and dating caloocan boy e. she is a strong independent woman who is very trustworthy .
boy; brooooo is that shanna banana papio????? damn she's such a hottyyyyyyy damn i want to get her number and make her my number and only one
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When you get a rock hard penis and stick it into a girl while she's in a tanning bed. Finish by spraying your ejaculate on the tanning bed until it sizzles.
Yo I was at Voon's Spunk Parlor with my boy Cloud Marlin and we gave two hotties our Egyptian Fried Bananas in the back room.
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A party where various apes throw their shit around them whilst a Nintendo 64 is stuck on the title screen of Donkey Kong 64.
Zookeeper 1: Dude those monkeys are freaking throwing their shit everywhere!
Zookeeper 2: Those APES are throwing a Banana Slam-A-Ramma, broski. Let them live!
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