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Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
When you are getting burned so bad by your friends, another friend steps in to save your ass because you are not man enough to handle it by yourself.
I was so upset that my crew was making memes about me, that Keith had to make a helper burn meme before I started to cry! I wish I was a real man!
- Anthony Navarro
Dry humping with a condom on.
Hold on babe, the lord is watching. We're Burning Rubber tonight.
To disrespect or "burn" someone so badly that there is no way they can come back with any kind of legitimate response.
John: You're so ugly, Bill, even your own mother doesn't love you.
Frank: Ohhh! Fatal burn!
Bill: Yeah, well...whatever.
A lovely Street in the city of Thousand Oaks California where future baseball player grew up.
When your buddy lights your hit but doesn't do it properly.
Thanks for the junkie burn on my hit, buddy!
(Sarcasm 100%)
He is a sort of guy who does a quick burn even at trivia.