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literally the worst day ever. nothing special about it, just your average no-good no-fun day. unless it’s your birthday. woo-hoo. this was made by a rising Aquarius
kid: “hey yo, joe, what day is it”
joe: your moms day”
kid: “oh yeah today’s her birthday, december 9th. thanks joe!”
random guy: “joe MAMA”
joe: “SHUR THE FFUCK UP”
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National Kiss a cat day! so if you see a cat... kiss it!
"Bro look a cat"
"hey its December 12 you know what that means!"
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Show your pussy to your boyfriend/ girlfriend
Oh is December 26th I gotta show my boyfriend my pussy
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It is the day of the blessings. If you are seeing this when it is december 14th it will bring you bad luck and bless. If you are born on december 14th you are probably a piece of shit who always lies.
Oh this guy was born on december 14th. He must be a huge dick.
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Where we report all tiktok accounts with over 30 million followers to save Pewdiepie and youtube
On december 31 we report mainly charli damelio to save YouTube and pewdiepie
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December 9 is the day you can slap a girls ass and she can’t be mad!
Example
Boy: *slaps girls ass*
Girl: wtf are you doing?!
boy: its December 9 you can't be mad
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Today you have the opportunity to slap a girls ass or a boy's ass for the hole day.
You can grab it, but as long as you dont grab it for an hour. And they cant say anything about it
december 12 is my favorite holiday
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