a man who acts like a severe asshole or douche bag. Derived from the food substance cous-cous. Also the planet that males originate from.
My ex-boyfriend is the biggest douche-cous on the planet.
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a bag of douche so big a buffalo could use it
shenanigans your such a douche buffalo!
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slow moving, lazy sack who lives above you. likes using slang such as gnar and rad.
turn off your gnar G shit roxter-douche
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Being a douche face to the maximum!
Hey did you see that Dylan Barrows kid yesterday..man he's 100% douchey douche!
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A device also known as a toothbrush.
Damn, Roger...Your breath stinks!! Holy halitosis!! Bust out that tooth douche and clean those things!!
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Party full of boring people or general dick-holes.
Dude, this party sucks, its a total douche fest.
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the chills you receive when someone is acting like a TOTAL douche. the only cure is to destroy said persons babymaker and put them in their place.
im gettin some serious douche chills from you.
i couldnt handle the douche chills 24/7 so i broke up with him.
he gave us all serious douche chills so we destroyed his babymaker and hes aight now.
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