A demi-god, often referred to as 'Eugene'. He is crazy, goofy and a bit of a drama queen. He is good at his comedy and is an all-round crazy human being. The way he brings food everywhere, how his friends could be all eating sweets and he is just there with his pastie'
Person: 'Hey Eugene'
Dylan M__________: 'Hi'
Person: 'See you even respond to it!'
A lampshade that knows how to eat a elephant while dancing and having $ex
Bob: Dude, I went to Ikea and bought this awesome Dylan Raimen.
Gary: Did Suzy like it?
Bob: Yeah, but it kept making fat jokes about Suzy's friend Pam Moidel.
Gary: I WANT ONE!!!
A small town boy with dreams far away, a person to have a long conversation with but then not talk to for two days because he can get exhausting to be around.
Dylan's Friend: Hey I just had a long and exhausting conversation with Dylan.
Classmate: Dylan Freeman?
Dylan's Friend: Ya that's the one.
Eli Manning’s favorite phrase to say to Dylan (his friend who he met at Hotel de Paris in Monte Carlo, Monaco)
Eli: “plus Dylan” *runs away
Dylan: “tf?”
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A Legit pussy destroyer
if you meet him he will steal your girl
if you are a girl. he will fuck you by the end of the day
often plays league of legends
Grill #1: Omg Who is that guy hes so hot
Grill_Catfish #2: Yeah hes Such A Dylan R