The sexiest person in the world, will always stay by his pals side, this person gets all the girls and is a stoner
Dylan Purvis fingered your mum
Dylan is a WHO CARES ABOUT FRICKING URBAN DICTIONARY DEFENITIONS ITS DOCTOR WHO DAY TODAY HAPPY DOCTOR WHO DAY OH MY GOD DOCTOR WHO DOCTOR WHO
John: Dylan p, do you care about the latest social media trends?
Dylan: NO BUT ITS DOCTOR WHO DAY MFS
Absolute bombshell of a dude. This guy will probably be the coolest person you will ever meet. You should feel insanely lucky to know someone with this name and they are able to make any event an absolute banger.
Woah man is that the Dylan Slusser?
On October 3 every woman has to love someone named Dylan
Random: hey do Yk what day it is?
Other random: no what Is it?
Random: it’s love Dylan day you should love Dylan
A lampshade that knows how to eat a elephant while dancing and having $ex
Bob: Dude, I went to Ikea and bought this awesome Dylan Raimen.
Gary: Did Suzy like it?
Bob: Yeah, but it kept making fat jokes about Suzy's friend Pam Moidel.
Gary: I WANT ONE!!!