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When a man sucks a woman’s toes or feet.
“You know she’s crazy, right? She loves those french socks.”
“Oh, i’m not into that.”
When a French being or someone from French descent sits on another's face and they put their lips into the other persons asshole, causing it to form a ring that smells like onion
ADAM, That French onion ring was amazing
When do female best friends lay in a scissor formation naked and both simultaneously queef at the same time.
Hey, me and my bestie westie just hit up a wonderful French - Frollikc
In France, the negotiating "dance" a tourist must engage in to receive anything NOT on the menu – or sometimes, to even get something ON the menu. "I would like some Chantilly cream on my chocolate cake." "C'est impossible. That only comes on the mousse." "Can I pay extra?" "Non." "Can I buy one of each dessert, and just have you put the Chantilly cream on the cake." "Non, that's not on the menu." "Fine, I'll just take the cake." (Waiter brings cake with Chantilly cream on it.)
I had to dance the French Tango with that waiter to get a glass of milk (something VERY uncommon in France).
In France, the negotiating "dance" a tourist must engage in to receive anything NOT on the menu – or sometimes, to even get something ON the menu. "I would like some Chantilly cream on my chocolate cake." "C'est impossible. That only comes on the mousse." "Can I pay extra?" "Non." "Can I buy one of each dessert, and just have you put the Chantilly cream on the cake." "Non, that's not on the menu." "Fine, I'll just take the cake." (Waiter brings cake with Chantilly cream on it.)
I had to dance the French Tango with that waiter to get a glass of milk (something VERY uncommon in France).
The french whisper is when you tell someone you have a secret to tell them than you cup your hand around their ear and fart.
Hey chef payne i have a secret to tell you. Have you ever heard of a french whisper?
The french whisper is when you tell someone you have a secret to tell them than you cup your hand around their ear and fart.
Hey chef payne i have a secret to tell you. Have you ever heard of a french whisper?