When a man eats another manβs ass on accident during a three-some with a woman.
I was in a threesome with another man and woman the other night and I accidentally ate the other guys ass, I make that mistake every time, so itβs gay notgay.
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A Homosexual man who displays what are considered to be exclusively heterosexual interests and mannerisms. Liking Football, expressing disgust at male wine drinkers, enjoying rock climbing etc. The Yang to the excessively flamboyant homosexuals ying.
Seriously? I didn't know John's brother's gay? Well he's a meat gay... I didn't know until he started sleeping with the barman at my local.
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When you're gay and you really like some guy (and you're not sure of his sexual orientation) and you end up being BFFs. You take the leap of faith and tell him and you get completely dumped. Worse than the friendzone because you don't just have zero chance, you have negative chance.
Person:
Man, you hook up with that ambiguous-orientation boy you like yet?
Other Person:
Naw, I got gay friendzoned. I really thought he would be into me, we were such good friends.
{true story}
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When two guys have sex with one girl at the same time. Be it in the same hole or in both vagina and butthole. While doing this when their balls touch its gay croquet.
Boy 1. Dude that was so hot what we did last night.
Boy 2. Yeah it was but my balls hurt from hitting your balls a little.
Boy 3. So basically you had gay croquet and you think thats hot ?
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Definitely not a criticism, describes a person who transcends multiple definitions and shows themselves to be urban-cool and in-touch with mainstream culture.
See that dude on the dance floor rocking it with all the ladies. He owns a Spice & Tea Shop. He's so hipster gay.
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A homosexual who buzzes around the party. In a very social and excited way.
Look at Sam over there. He's gay as a bee.
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A very sexy Sri Lankan man who tickles your nipples with his rhythm stick. He loves Uber eats, minecraft, and Russian-Chinese-pot-smoking twinks.
βHow would you describe Nigel?β
βHeβs a gay niglet who comes from the land of presidents.β
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