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A term used when something very good happens to someone, and there was nothing really bad to counteract the good.
"It was a good day. . .I Britney Spears agreed to be my sex slave."
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A Term Used By Teenage Boys To Desguise The Fact That They Are Talking About Pornography or Other Related Material.
It Is Often In Full Use Around Girls, Teacher and Adults as Most Boys Like To Hide There Intentions.
James: Hey Bret, U Been Looking At Any Of The Good Stuff..
Bret: Yeh, As A Matter Of Fact Ive Got Some On My Phone
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A Good Girl is a girl who is completely submissive and obedient to her man in all things. This is the most rare and valuable quality a man looks for in a woman (whether subconsciously or not.) This blessed quality even takes priority over her looks, personality or general disposition. As the eras become more "progressive", nearly all women have lost their way and forgotten their roots during their rush to "independence"; a rush which has killed the Good Girl within their hearts and souls--leaving them empty and without meaningful purpose. Because of this, men treat the few remaining Good Girls like an inviolably sacred golden goose or a legendary white whale to end all fantasies. A Good Girl never says "no" or disrespects her man and will never forget that the man of the house is king; his word being law... and her role is to gracefully serve at his pleasure. She'll always tend to his needs and never give any lip or run her mouth whilst always submitting to her man's every command or advance as though receiving a blessing. A Good Girl worships a man's masculinity and embraces it rather than demonize. The GG treats her man like a king and his cock like a god and she will bend the knee to give it a kiss of adoration and fealty every opportunity she gets as though saying a prayer to the Almighty. The endangered Good Girl is a dwindling breed and is not expected to be observed during the 22nd century as feminism is killing this sacred and natural destiny of the fairer sex.
"Damn, bro... I can't believe you found you a Good Girl. You gotta be livin' the dream with a catch like that treating you like a king every damn day."
"Fuuuck. Dude were did you find that Good Girl?! Bruh, you can't ever let her go man! No bitch will ever compare, u know that, right?
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Often practiced by lone homosexual men. The said homosexual goes to a popular gay hunting ground i.e. public toilets, gay bushes or the forest, he then waits till there is a group of gays who are yet to pull but need to empty their full sacks ! He then lays on the floor in just his pants, the group approach and collectively wank all over him until he's covered in gentleman's relish !
That Stephen Good is a 'Good Samaritan' in name and nature, he was found in the gay bushes in Featherstone absolutely caked in man batter, apparently there was 7 of them who emptied on him, he was 'The Good Samaritan'
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is being more than tipsy but not drunk
(person2 wobbling while walkin)
person1: hey u good?
person 2: im so good right now
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nick: so i whent to this party last night it was crazy
sam: did u get good???
nick :bro,i pass gettin good i was eff up
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A person who is averse to homosexuality, but who is not a bad person.
Tom violently attacks gays because he is a bad person and also a homophobe. Jerry is disgusted by gays, but he doesn't treat them badly, because he is a good person, so that makes him a good homophobe. A person who is disgusted by gays is not automatically a bad person, but a person who automatically attacks and "cancels" everyone whose thoughts and beliefs they disagree with, that is a tyrant and a bad person.
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When you’re up big or when things are going your way in life
Darla asked John how his dentist appointment went and John replied he had no cavities for the first time in his life. Darla responded “your down good”
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