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A fresh condom that hasn't been unravelled.
Let me grab one of papa Smurf's hats then we can start.
Invisible hatting means to be highly successful, alpha, wealthy, or highly appealing to the opposite gender but want to keep a low profile. IE incognito
Y”all don’t even realise this guy’s invisible hatting. He could buy this whole place with the money in his pocket
Girls following fakers on Insta wishing they could find themselves an invisible hat
When Dave shook his ass like a donkey with Parkinson's and said
I never new me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
You were supposed to love me, now bleed bitch bleed
I barfed in my hat
I thought Pikey had cheated on me because he had one girlfriend before me
But when Dave showed up and ate my mom's pussy and my entire facebook page along with 50 sluts all dying from asphyixia because he is fucking he man. (THA MAN). PHAT. I barfed in my hat.
*a boy is wearing a green hat*
-That boy must have been cuckolded.
Yea novelupdate should know that dammit
Green hat is a really fit guy who is in six form they are usually actors who are in plays he is someone you are your friends obsess over and stalk and plan orgys with he wears really long socks and looks kinda gay
Green hat is fit
A droopy hat with the dogflaps on it.
He was in his houndflap hat looking for the fugitive.
Someone who bangs their head between young men's butt cheeks for enjoyment. Usually done to males between the ages 13 and 26
"Dude, did you just see Evan do the perfect hat bang"
"Yeah man, he's the perfect hat banger"
"10/10 would definitely hat bang"