The day where you ask out ur crush
‘Yo its january 3rd ask bowie out’
‘No no no i cant’
‘You HAVE to’
‘fine 🙄’
National punch your teacher in the face day
Student 1: Dude, did you just punch Mrs. Stevens in the face?
Student 2: Fuck yeah, its January 23
The national day a girlfriend must show their boyfriend their boobs.
"Dude, she just sent me a picture of her boobs!" "Of course it's January 23rd remember?"
National Shaniya ask out Aaron day
Shaniya: wanna go out
Aaron: no
Shaniya: but it’s January 23
Aaron: oh ok then yes
if you were born on January 23 you are literally the hottest person ever you are amazing, funny, kind, stupid. (But that's what makes you amazing) if you have a gf/bf born on this day keep him/her never let them go EVER
P1:Hey when is your girlfriend born?
P2:January 23
P1:Omg dude that's awesome she's a keeper!