A lesbian mile is a longer distance than a regular mile. Lesbians often date people from other towns, and their radius of dating maybe wider than that of a straight person.
You’re so cool, but you live so far away... 50miles isn’t that far in lesbian miles babe, don’t worry, we’ll work it out.
the act of doing absolutely nothing on a Sunday (not doing dick); doing nothing productive and possibly getting drunk on a Sunday
I’m so hungover I’m just gonna lay around and have a Lesbian Sunday.
A man who realizes he is the third wheel on a date or activity with a romantic interest instead of her friend. As a result the likelihood of any sexual activities drops to zero.
"How was your date with Sandy."
"I thought hanging out with her friend would score me some major bonus points, but I turned into a lesbian chaperon."
This phenomenon can be seen often at Malls and Bars and is often preformed by husbands.
Queer Spawn born of lesbian-identifying parents.
"Being ethnically lesbian means I was taught masculinity by a butch, so I still bottle up my emotions but when they boil over I'll just cry instead of hitting you and asking for another beer"
A lesbian that has slept with men in the past but is now strictly into women.
My ex dumped me for a female. I think she was a Double Platinum Lesbian the whole time
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A lipstick lesbian is a woman who pretends to enjoy sex with other women, in order to a please men. Aka, a fake lesbian. The reason for this is that she is 'putting on' her lesbianism, as you put on a lipstick.
She knows he loves to see her eating pussy; she's a lipstick lesbian.
A move that women can do to shutdown men they aren't attracted to
Hey, you get her number?
nah, she pulled a lesbian card