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"you turn me on like a light switch"
-Charlie pussy
Taking the light that turns green as you approach an intersection.
Why’d you turn left? We need to go straight!
I’m just hittin lights cuh, quit being a square
Someone who needs to touch some grass.
Person: hey did you see that Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)
Other person: yeah they should go outside and go for a walk
A sensory devise that emits light that coordinates with one’s emotions.
Tim’s emotion light has been glowing blue all night.
Often said when you second guess your (or someone else's) initial impression of something/someone.
Usually, I find him ugly, but today he's smokin' hot. Must be the lighting.
She looked hot on instagram, but then I met her IRL. Must've been the lighting.
Person A (who is overweight): I look so skinny today.
Person B: It must be the lighting.
Going home with the chosen male. Fucking for two hours then leaving without saying a word. The chosen females gotta let their dogs out.
Wanna Banksy Light?
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1. When your asshole friends are being idiots--the act of numbing your senses with lavender scented candles, lavender oils, and other lavender-infused accoutrements to achieve relaxation.
2. To engage in max relaxin'.
It's only February 7th and I've lit the lavender two times already this month. D^:
Shark week. Time to light the lavender.