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max baillie

Chicken head fi gilly, bolted fi wee Jack dl on the sky absolute tampon eh a laddie. should not be let oot the hoos in fear of being raped or hurt from Jack dl, in other words he’s an absolute poof.

Max baillie, chicken head.

by Youngbaz January 20, 2025


Max Sharkey

Max Sharkey is a very complicated man.

You can start of by describing his tiny dick which is estimated to be abt 1inch. He is also girl repellent. He loves sucki by Jaxson’s dick and getting railed by Johnny sins when playing video games.

Max Sharkey is very gay.

by Maxlikescock November 20, 2023


Poor-Maxing

where someone refuses to spend any amount of money on anything even when they need to

Jacob is poor-maxing

by minkjtr November 28, 2023


Office-max Tango

When two or more people repeatedly staple their shirts or genitals together whilst high/drunk and attempt to dance

ex:”Jason,Kyle, and mason all did the office-max tango at mikaylas party last night.”

by scrimmykimpus April 15, 2018


Clinch Maxxing

When a close friend begins acting like a poser. This is an action to be performed strictly in private or online. Clinch Maxxing is frowned upon in most circles.
To say, "I played OG Fortnite", when you obviously didn't is the ultimate Clinch Maxxing Move.

That guy is clinch maxxing all of his friends, and now they don't know what to do do about the longevity of said freindship.

by BOBGOATBOBTHEGOAT January 15, 2024


Max Gonzalez

He thinks he has a big cock, but he has a micro penis and poops himself.

''That guy is such a Max Gonzalez''

by jeffbozos95 December 15, 2021


Perform a Max

The act of sucking on another mans toe, strictly because you crave acceptance

I hope they invite me to that party, I swear to god I’ll perform a Max just to get that invite

by ToeMax December 14, 2020