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Monkey Tail

An extreme version of the turtle head where the need to shit is absolutely immediate.

Get out out of the way right now! I'm monkey tailing and I've only got ten more seconds! turtle head shit prairie dog

by BrightGreenJamus November 29, 2014

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Telstra monkeys

Derrogatory:
They are monkies. They work for telstra.
Working on the same princaple as Doglas Adams infinate number of monkies.

What a bunch of telstra monkies!

by louis October 18, 2001

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Ladder Monkey

1. One who is proficient in truck company operations.
2. A crew consisting of a Company Officer, Engineer, Senior Firefighter, and a Firefighter.

Hey Joe, Look at those guys!, they look like a bunch of monkey's climbing up and down that ladder, its the best damn truck group EVER!
These guys give true meaning to the term Ladder Monkey, their awesome

by Your Ladder Daddy November 8, 2008

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Wrench monkey

Someone who likes getting elbow deep in moto oil and only work on classic muscle cars

Mac was a wrench monkey, he spent 3 months fixing a 69 camaro for his dad.

by Chris teach math March 31, 2017

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anger monkeys

The tiny invisible monkeys that sit on your shoulder during times of rage.

When Leighs flight was cancelled the anger monkeys came out.

by JLRR February 2, 2007

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Guide-monkey

Similar to a guide dog but instead of leading the blind they lead the distracted.

dennis bought a guide-monkey to make him a better man

by joe mortell March 10, 2008

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Crusty Monkey

When a monkey ejaculates on himself and then forgets to clean it up and the semen dries all over his body.

Monkey Trainer: Uhh-ohh, looks like we got another crusty monkey....

by eeeeeaaaauuuuu April 4, 2011

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