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cracker monkey

Used to insult a white person especially when they're being a bigot.

Hey you cracker monkey, get out of here.

by Rico the Hispanic September 20, 2009


Wrench monkey

Someone who likes getting elbow deep in moto oil and only work on classic muscle cars

Mac was a wrench monkey, he spent 3 months fixing a 69 camaro for his dad.

by Chris teach math March 31, 2017


Monkey Tail

An extreme version of the turtle head where the need to shit is absolutely immediate.

Get out out of the way right now! I'm monkey tailing and I've only got ten more seconds! turtle head shit prairie dog

by BrightGreenJamus November 29, 2014


Milk Monkey

Means a girl who loves cum and would hang from any dick.

Come over here Roy, your Mums a right old Milk Monkey
Roy-"Grand".

by Agent number one January 09, 2014


Guide-monkey

Similar to a guide dog but instead of leading the blind they lead the distracted.

dennis bought a guide-monkey to make him a better man

by joe mortell March 10, 2008


anger monkeys

The tiny invisible monkeys that sit on your shoulder during times of rage.

When Leighs flight was cancelled the anger monkeys came out.

by JLRR February 02, 2007


ihop monkey

families that hang out with eachother and their children are best friends and their children may date.

Jerry: did you hear the Lee's and the Heron's are hanging out tonight?
Maya: yeah.
Jerry: they are such ihop monkeys.

by MMMMMMM I'm luvin it June 19, 2009