Noun
Where one person ties up or otherwise restrains another, then proceeds to lick all over their body
"Dude, why is your skin all shiny...and sticky?"
"My girlfriend gave me a tongue monster..."
A child or person that won't stop moving, shaking or squirming.
This kid won't sit still, she's a little Wiggle Monster.
You have a spaghetti monster when your penis is too thin and too long that it can't get hard, wiggles like it's looking for it's meatballs. "
random person: "Wow its big!"
Drake: *wiggles wiggles*
random person: that's a whole new definition to spaghetti monster
Interchangeable with the word "lolcow"
Joe made such a fool of himself on youtube that he became a spaghetti monster
A large pac man like monster which is what certain individuals turn into, it is only stoppable by the retardosaurus rex and consumes anything and everything, they are generally very loud as well, always yells the words om and nom, loves cookies
guy 1:oh god hes turned into The Nom Monster again
guy 2:COOKIES OMNOMNOMNOM
Sexual intercourse with a guy and a girl, while they are in a big body of water, the guy sticks a live fish in the girls ass while he eats it out and spits it into her mouth then makes her suck his dick while the fish is in her mouth,
“Hey babe” want to go do a sea monster tonight?
Bulls penis. A heifer poker. Also see Sea Monkey.
Look at the size of his sea monster.