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when you smear shit all over an electric blanket, or a regular blanket, turn it on and heat it up, in microwave if blanket is not electric, sneak up on an unsuspecting victim and proceed to wrap them up, head to toe in your hot messy blanket. note: it is important to be shure to get the persons facial area totally smeared with the hot substance for max effect!
"dude, last night i got dan so good, i snuck up on him and gave him a wicked minnesota mud blanket!"
That woman likes to have sex with black men. She must a mud wasp.
The Alabaman Mud Cracker is when you or your partner proceeds to shit on a cracker and feed it to you or him/her.
Man!That Alabaman Mud Cracker was delicious last night!
A Midwestern slang term for a half black, half white, apple orchard dweller.
"You ever been out to the Apple Orchard? There's a bunch of mud oppossums out there pickin' apples."
A mixture between soaking, anal, and an unclean asshole. It's when you stick your dick into someone's un-douched asshole and not thrusting.
"Hey, I know this a weird request, but can we try the Mud Method?"
While your brother or sister is Laying on their stomach, Put a funnel in their ass. Fill the funnel with hot water and proceed to dip your balls in funnel and have the other person shart, than have them fart for the jacuzzi effect.
I could use a Mississippi mud bath right now on this cold wet night
The act of pooping in a girl's vagina and then eating the poop off of her shit covered muff.
i gave my girl a mud pie last night. It tasted like shit, but it was the best experience of my life.