Like a mud

A GOOD ASS SLANG

“She was running like a mud”

Like a mud

A good ass slang

“She was gone like a mud”

Mississippi Mud Flap

When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.

Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Mississippi mud flap

Mud scabs

Is when a vehicles carpet has loose dirt accumulated in one spot that has packed above the nap of the carpet

The car detailer said he charged extra for mud scabs in the carpet.

Mississippi Mud Puppy

Doggy-style anal sex with a girl missing a tooth.

Bro 1: Hey, I fucked that girl last night.
Bro 2: The one with the lazy eye and no front teeth?
Bro 1: Yeah, I gave her the ol' Mississippi Mud Puppy in her brown eye!

Mud Sailing

When you pee and take a shit at the same time. Most notably when you have food poisoning or had a beefy 5 layer burrito from Taco Bell.

Dude how's your stomach? Bro I been mud sailing all day from that burrito.

Mud Lumber

Doo-doo, plain and simple.

The mud lumber yard... the ol' Savings and Load... the BOX, man! (Bucky Katt, Get Fuzzy, 12/2/2006)