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Taking a large amount of shit out of the toilet, due to its inability to go down the drain and will severely clog. Present tense of mud lift.
This log is lookin way too big. Looks like I’m going to need go Mud lifting
After a gentlemen pulls out of the poop shoot, he wipes off his purple headed warrior in her meat curtains.
Barbara's pussy smelt so bad, someone must have mud and tucked her last night.
Mud Juggling is the act of going outside during a rainy day, collecting mud, and freezing it into ice cubes. The Mud cubes are then forcefully inserted into the juggler's rectum using a spoon and a shoehorn. The user then shits out the half-ice half-mud concoction into ball moulds, and then juggles using the balls of shit-mud-ice.
Jake: Bro its raining outside, what a good day to go Mud Juggling.
Demarcus: Hell no bro last time I went mud juggling I had to get surgery!
"We had our words, a common spat
So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat
My name is Mud"
To be handed a delight ful looking situation to discover it being the instrument of ones demise
The social security administration might as well of handed me a mud slurpee to go with the cancellation of my benefits####
A Michigan Mud Bath is when you pay a stripper named Bernice at the Henry the VIII strip club in Inkster, Michigan 3 Adderall, 2 Vicodin, and $17 in loose change to squat over your lap and shit on your dick 5 minutes into a lap dance.
Gee Willikers dad, I didn't know mom gave you a Michigan Mud Bath when you guys first met
A sexual practice involving a combination of felching and oral sex whilst a woman is menstruating.
"Wow, I went the whole way the other night with that girl from accounts - decided I wanted to smell the metal, and ended up with a mud rainbow"