The thing kids say to be cool instead of saying mother fucker.
You crumpet muffin!
The nice form of saying fart. As some people think fart is a bad word
My mother made me say poof muffin instead of fart when I was growing up. She felt fart was a bad word. When I got older I was teased for using poof muffin instead of fart
craping in ones hand and smearing it on your/a mans testicals as you/he masturbates.
BOB: hey whats up did you hook up with that girl last night?
ANDY: yeah she wanted to scuff muffin me so i sent her packin
Air pushed in to the vagina and letting your man sucking it out
Damn girl I just gave my man a queef muffin last night
someone who grabs vaginas due to muffin meaning vagina and snatcher meaning a person who grabs
Our president Donald Trump is considered a "muffin snatcher" because he has been known to say grab them by the pussy.
A vagina with a female condom on
I though she was a normal fat girl, but when she took her top off she was full of rubber muffin!
A fat girl with typhus on her rolls
I was about to pull out but I remember she got a rubber muffin