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A seamen filled comdom left in the pocket of an unsuspecting friend or bad lover.
Oh snap, Dave left an Albanian pocket watch in Lisa's jacket last night. Guess she should have remembered to rub the balls.
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When you make a smoothie with fruit and dump it in a girls vagina and lick it out and then fuck her.
I gave this girl a Florida Hot Pocket and she loved all of it!
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When one goes to the grocery store or shopping mall to buy one specific item and end up subconsciously buying many other items.
Jim - Dude I went to the mall today to buy a jacket, and ended up buying a pair of sneakers, two jeans and an iPod!
Scott - Dude you so had an Out of Pocket Experience!
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Defocating into a woman's vagina
Shit Earl did you see me tennessee hot pocket that bitch last night?
Oh Chuck (Norris) tennessee hot pocket my pink cookie!
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a man masturbates upon a cherry bomb (or other type of firework) then ignites it and sticks it in their partner's vagina (or other love hole)
Dude i gave some chick the jizz pocket rocket and her insides loved it!
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When a woman lifts her legs above her head and spreads open her love tunnel while the man places his ass directly on it and then carefully squeezes out a nice fudge dragon right into the vag.
when me and my girlfriend were laying in bed naked, I asked her how she wanted me to do her this time. She said surprise me; So I gave her an Alabama Hot Pocket.
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your cousin's too-hot-to-handle pussy
Bill: "Bro, my cousin Mindy was so gnarly last night"
Jole: "Was it an Alabama hot pocket?"
Bill: "Ohhh yea, I had to make sure not to wake up the rents"
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